The Type of People in Group Chats

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Hey everyone! As you can tell from that “orientation”, I have a full- length blog for you and as you can also tell from the title, it’s gonna be about the type of people in group chats. You’d better enjoy it, cause I don’t wanna waste my time for nothing. No threatening, though! ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ˜‰ Let’s start this!


Group chats are pretty awesome. If you’re antisocial like me, then getting added to a group chat is like heaven for you:

OMG!!! Shaniqua just added me to theย Glamour Girlsย group chat! I’m actually rated, yayyy! ๐Ÿ˜€

You can text people all day long and you get a whole new set of numbers, which means you get more contacts on your phone. It’s too awesome.

But not everyone on group chats are the same. Let me tell you the types of people in group chats, but in my perspective. Cause my imagination ain’t that magical right now.

1.) The Admin-ย this is the person who started the buzz, the fire, the chat itself. This is the person who brought the band together. I like to call them theย Mother of the Chat.ย Every time they start speaking, it’s like everyone has to listen cause they always talk sense:

Shaniqua is typing…

Tomika: Omgggg, guys, Shaniqua’s typing! I wonder what she’s gonna say!

Shaniqua: Glitter blinds me but it’s really pretty. Damn you Michelle, you were wearing it today and you looked like an optical illusion, you almost blinded me you *****!!

Chardonnay: Ughhh, that was so deep!

Ok, I kinda over- exaggerated it cause I wanted to be funny. ๐Ÿ™‚ But honestly, every time my “mother” starts typing, I know she’s gonna speak sense. Cause she always speaks sense. ๐Ÿ™‚

Next is 2.)ย The Yapper ๐Ÿถ

This is the person that was so happy to get added to the chat that they always wanna talk. These people are reallyyyy annoying. I’ve had this type of person before and because of them, I hate the question:ย Wuu2ย (if you didn’t know, that means: “What you up to?”):

10: 51 p.m. ย Shelley: Hi

10:51 p.m. ย Shelley: Wuu2

10:55 p.m.ย  Shelley: What r u guys doing rn?

11:00 p.m. ย Shelley: Who watched the latest episode ofย Keeping Up With The Kardashians?

11:00 p.m.ย Shelley: I know, Kim is so annoying isn’t she?

11:15 p.mย  Shelley: Guys, why are you ignoring me?

11:20 p.m.ย Shelley: Shaniqua? Michelle? I know u guys have been reading this! ๐Ÿ˜ก

11:20 p.m.ย Shelley: Don’t act like I didn’t see u guys. I know you’ve read the chat!

11:30 p.m.ย Shelley: U guys r still ignoring me??

12:00 a.m. Shelley:ย K, I’m going to bed, now. ๐Ÿ˜’

1:00 a.m. Shaniqua: Damnnn, Shelley can talkkk

1:01 a.m Michelle: Ygmmm!! So jobless!

3.) The Tweeter

This is the person who always likes to tell the members of the chat what they’re either doing currently, or what they just finished doing:

Rolanda: Just finished painting my nails

Rolanda: On a date with Maxwell

Shaniqua: Ummmm… WHAT THE HECK R U DOING WITH MY BOYFRIEND?!

ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย Rolanda left

4.) The Party Starter ๐ŸŽ‰ย 

This person is what makes conversations interesting. Once that person comes in, then the once- moist conversation eventually becomes less moist. It’s frickin magical

5.) The Ghost ๐Ÿ‘ปย 

These are the people who even though they were clearly added to the chat, they never talk. They always read the chats at the end of the day, but never join the conversations. But for some reason, they’ve never been asked to leave the chat yet. ๐Ÿค”

6.) The Sharer

This person is the reason why the storage on your phone is full- up.

THEY’RE ALWAYS SENDING YOU PHOTOS AND VIDEOS

And they’re always pointless. If they can’t share it on IG, then they’ll send it on Whatsapp. (Probably because they have no followers on IG ๐Ÿ˜ #Roasted)

Tomika: Image ๐Ÿ“ท

Tomika: Video ๐ŸŽฅย 

Tomika: GIF ๐ŸŽฅย 

Rolanda: Tomi, quit it already! ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜’

Piss- taking, isn’t it Rolanda?

Rolanda: Ygm, ES ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

Last but not least, we have:

6.) The Beefeater

Clever name, isn’t it Rolanda?

Rolanda: Ygm, ES :p

This person is the one who always likes to beef one another. At the moment, Chardonnay and Michelle are beefing each other. Michelle likes to chat crap about everyone and beef them on the daily. But I need to stop talking, I need to quickly grab some popcorn cause I don’t wanna miss this! ๐Ÿ˜€

Chardonnay: Ummm… WHAT DID U JUST SAY??

Michelle: Have u gone text deaf?? I said you’re pretty much only Shaniqua’s sideman. How can she call me an optical illusion and you think it’s deep? You’re actually a stupid piece of ****!!

Chardonnay: How can u say that?? You’ll be speaking to my lawyers!!

Michelle: I’d rather not speak to your dad, he has bad breath!!

Chardonnay: U know what?? I’m done! Bye *****

Chardonnay left

Yeah, sorry for the language, you’re lucky I blocked that out. ๐Ÿ™‚


So that was the blog for today, I hope you enjoyed it and it made you laugh!

If you want to see more posts like this, then you can always look at the different categories. As I always say, this isn’t just where I post poetry, I post different stuff too.

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Peace out and stay awesome ๐Ÿ™‚

~ ES Ordinary xx

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