So every secondary school has changing rooms for both the male and female students and staff, it’s pretty normal. But the question which pretty much every one asks is:
HOW THE FRICK IS IT LIKE TO BE IN THE OTHER SEX’S CHANGING ROOM??
A lot of people have different fantasies like; boy changing rooms are sweaty stinky places where boys talk about girls they wanna link and different things like that. And girls’ changing rooms smell of sugar, spice and everything nice and girls talk about what boys they think are the pengest and pretty much die thinking about whether they feel the same way.
This is for all the boys out there who are thinking wrong about what girls are doing when they’re changing for a tiring P.E. lesson. Also, this is supposed to be entertaining and for some girls, pretty relatable. Not only this, but to be honest, I think a lot of boys would like to find out what girls do apart from get dressed and undressed in the changing room.
BRING ON THE TRUTH
So, yes. The changing room does smell but it isn’t of nice sugar and spices, it is of spray deodorant which has practically been bathed in by girls who want to smell smexiiii. The thing is,
I FRICKIN HATE SPRAY DEODORANT
This is because:
1.) The fruity, liquidy ones sting my armpits
2.) They always get powdery when they’re on my pits and when I brush them off they go all over my skin
3.) THE SMELL IS SOOOO FLOWERY AND ANNOYINGLY FRAGRANT AND THE THING IS YEAHHH THE GIRLS WHO SHOWER THEMSELVES WITH IT WEAR SOOOO MUCH SO IT GIVES ME COUGHING FITS AND MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I HAVE ASTHMA
It would only be God if I don’t cough at least five times when in that changing room after the girls have their deo shower.
Another thing that happens in the girls’ changing room is endless talking and gossip non- stop:
Hey Michelle, did you hear about Shaniqua and Maxwell’s date last night?
Yeah, apps he touched her ******
Yeah, she just let it happen but we all know how much she wanted to link Maxwell so it was pretty much a dream come true for her: getting touched on her *******
You get me fammmm!!!
If you’re lucky and have some of the peppy populars in the changing room with you, you’ll get some singing and dancing which makes getting dressed in nasty ass P.E. kits feel like a rave you’re banging out at:
Walk in this party, and these girls looking at me, skinny jeans on and you know my hair nappy, ayy ayy ayy ayy ok ok, now watch me do do this dance now:
JUJU ON THAT BEAT! JUJU ON THAT BEAT! JUJU ON THAT, JUJU ON THAT, JUJU ON THAT BEAT! NOW SLIDE, DROP, HIT THE FOLKS DON’T STOP! AYY! DON’T STOP! AYY! DON’T STOP!
I remember the last time (and only time) that happened, we sang Hit the Quan. I was at the front part of the changing room (the part nearest to the door) and the populars were at the back (as usual) and I was just at the front banging out and dancing to myself with a weird, yet happy smile on my face.
Then when it comes to after P.E. we have those girls (usually all of us) who complain about either:
1.) How unbelievably tired and worn out they are after doing annoying ass exercise
2.) How piss- taking their lesson was and how it was either boring, irritating or tiring because of their annoying teachers and classmates
3.) How their teachers were taking the piss for sending them back to the changing room at unreasonably late time giving them little time to change and make it to the next period on time. (Girls need a lot of time to change because if you didn’t know this, we take foreverrrr)
The bad thing about this is that the period after P.E. is Assembly in the hall so you need to change quickly in order to prevent you from sitting next to irritating people in your form you don’t rate in assembly.
But honestly, the changing room is pretty awesome. Everyone has their own allocated spaces (we don’t have a changing plan we just sit in the same space all the time we change) and people to change with and it’s a great shortcut to sit with your friends. Not only this, but it’s just girls. So you don’t have to worry about boys looking at your parts because they won’t be there. That’s how piss- taking primary was because girls and boys changed together cause they believed that since we wouldn’t be taking off any underwear, we wouldn’t have to worry about changing in front of the other sex cause they won’t see any unnecessary parts.
Ahhhh, the changing room 🙂
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~ ES Ordinary xx